safety swipe


a swift swipe using two fingers, preferably the index and thumb, to remove any possible excess s-m-n coming from the opening of the p-n-s. this procedure is a very smart step in addition to s-xual intercourse, used most frequently during changing positions. —important— the “safety swipe” is not 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. although… it may improve the chances of not poppin’ out another human.
p1 – “baby flip over so i can do you from behind”
p2 – woman flips over and says “honeybun, make sure you do a safety swipe!” (man takes index finger and thumb and wipes off excess s-m-n off tip of p-n-s)
p1 – “we’re good to go my little sl-t.”

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