Safety Tony
a term for recieving a dry handjob in the northeast pennsylvania area. the provider must have completely dry hands from beginning to end. its name is ironic in the sense that it is not safe at all. tony referring to that douche that can be found in any region of the country.
yo, that girl totally gave me a safety tony last night, i’m still burning.
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