safety wipe


the wipe that occurs hopefully after one finishes his last wipe of his shat in order to ensure the sh-t ticket is indeed un-skathed. this action will ensure not having a nasty case of ia
dude, your walkin’ like somebody just took a dremel to your kornhole…. sure you did the safety wipe?
a safety wipe is the one you give yourself after a fart that may have been wet and resulted in you accidentally p–ping yourself a little.
joe: i farted earlier and i had to do a safety wipe.

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