Safety
an extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying ‘safety’ before the other person can say ‘doorkn-b’. if the other person says ‘doorkn-b’ within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorkn-b.
-see also ‘doorkn-b’
“ow! quit hittin’ me!”
“you gotta touch a doorkn-b!”
“allright, fine, whatever.”
that’s a door handle! it has to be a kn-b!” etc…
is not a joke. the carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. when pushed to the limit, safety is not guranteed. due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question. undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.
“we’re going to hunt sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. better bring your own weapons.”
“wanted: someone to go back in time with me. safety not guranteed.”
“sean connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before.”
an exclamation used as a warning immediately following a fart, made by the farter
“safety! i would keep walking forward, quickly, if i were you.”
not guaranteed.
if safetys not guaranteed push it to the limit and remember to bring your own weapon.
when you push it to the limit safetys not guaranteed.
a chick who you keep around because she’s always down to bang. she is usually called upon when you have failed with every chick at the bar and are too wasted to put together a coherent sentence, or when you have hit a dry spell. rarely does one hang out with or talk to a safety sober.
guy 1: dude, it’s 4am, and every chick has turned us down at least twice. also, i’m pretty sure those last 6 shots of tequila were a mistake
guy 2: let’s take 5 more shots
guy 1: no doubt! lemme just text my safety that i’m coming over, cause i really need to put my p-n-s inside something.
guy 2: word, me too.
an extension of safe as a positive response or discription
“i just scored sum bad -ss weed”
“safety”
amplified version of ‘safe’: safety is a positive adjective which can be applied to any situation or object. london and south east lexicon.
cornelius: “you picking up for tonight bruv?”
jermaine: “yea man we are gona get buzzed.”
cornelius: “safety.”
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