Safetypull
the act of pulling money literally out of your -ss, to use for the sole purpose of paying for birth control. so you can have s-x with another person, with no protection, and not worry about getting pregnant outside of that 1% of the time.
it is okay, back in november, i was able to safetypull, so we are good for boning tonight
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