Safeway Secret Society
1. a secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.
2. the largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.
bouncer:i.d. please.
society member: it’s ok i’m part of the safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).
officer: do you know how fast you were going?
society member: do you know i’m a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)
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