Saftey Dance


1. n. a dance that is very safe.
2. n. a song that was popular in the 1980’s and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia… even though it made no sense at all.
1. comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause’ if your friends don’t dance no if they don’t dance well then there no friends of mine.
you can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. and act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

you can dance
oh you can dance ect.

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