Saftey Not Guaranteed


an add to travel back in time pasted together with a school picture of a guy with strange hair called captian j picard. the add reads: “wanted: somebody to go back in time with me. this is not a joke. p.o. box ____, oakview, ca 93022. you’ll get paid when we get back. must bring your own weapons. saftey not guaranteed i have only done this once before.”
“wanted: somebody to go back in time with me. this is not a joke. p.o. box ____, oakview, ca 93022. you’ll get paid when we get back. must bring your own weapons. saftey not guaranteed i have only done this once before.”

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