Saggatron
saggatron is a futuristic plastic person with saggy, unsupported b–bs. saggatron looks normal from behind, but when she turns round you’ll be presented with a plastic face and b–bs to her knees.
saggatrons mission is to look as plasticy, fake, and saggy as possible. dating a guy who is unable to juggle a social life with friends, and a love life with a girlfriend is also one of saggatrons secondary missions – along with the search for the next biggest trowel to pile that make up on.
saggatron should be avoided at all costs
scene : group of friends in a club
rosp : f-ck me look at the hot -ss that has just walked in
frat : sweet jesus merrrghhhhhhhhhh
stuk : what the h-ll is that at the back… oh sweet jesus… sweet lord… its saggatron… we’re all gonna die
scene change : saggatron distroying the place with her fake saggy b–bs
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