saggy beaver muffin


when a mans very hairy b-lls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down m-ffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.
ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver m-ffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.

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