Saggy Helmet
a drink, or a c-cktail. it consist’s of smirnoff ice and a large gl-ss of rose wine . traditionally served in a pint gl-ss over ice.
it has been known to add a double shot of house double vodka to this.
i’ll have a saggy helmet please bar keep. how much!
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