Saggy Salsa Sleeve
the act of filling a non-english speaking woman’s v-g-n- and/or r-ct-m with hot salsa then dipping tortilla chips into the designated area and then you proceed to force-feed the chips to her.
note: the woman must be upside down in order to keep the salsa from dripping out.
guy 1: so, how far did you get with your girl last night?
guy 2: i rounded third base with the saggy salsa sleeve.
guy 1: :o! wtf111!!!1
guy 2: …..yeah.
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