Saginaw Speedbump
a hairstyle made popular in saginaw, michigan, in which a woman’s hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a b-mp of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.
kyle: did you have a nice time in mid-michigan?
kristi: how did you know i was there?
kyle: honey, the saginaw speedb-mp gives it all away.
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