Sahara submarine
the camel, a horse designed by a committee, may be correctly called a “sahara submarine”. this moniker is a derivation of the term “ship of the desert”. it referemces the fact that camels are frequently jambpacked with arab seamen.
“i’m not going to waste a 3 million dollar cruise missel, just to blow-up a tent and a couple of sahara submarines.”
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