said john


to reference a h-m-s-xual euphemism
dad tried on mums new bracelet and she said ‘your wrist is too wide for that… said john’

mum was sorting the dishes out before and she said ‘i hate it when you get meat stuck under your fingernails…. said john’

hope my engine doesn’t blow will be seeing rods everywhere if it does … said john

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