sailboaters


blow-boaters, the worst kind of boaters humanly possible, make boating suck
we are sailboaters, so therefore we have to make sure there is enough blowing going on on our boat.
a person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up sn-b.
norbert loves to sail. he is from nantucket, home of the majority of sail boat sn-bbs. he always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. because he drives a european car that is highly over-rated and sails. which to him is better than anyone else can do.

roy thinks norbert is an -sshole, because he is a sail boater. roy is correct, norbert is an -sshole…because he sails and roy doesn’t.
a person who embraces the sailboat lifestyle. one who acts better than everyone else, by driving european cars or not waving to no one except people who have sailboats.
because norbert likes to sail all day and drive his volvo and never wave to people and act rude and sn-bby he is considered a sailboater.

norbert loves to go sailing and think nothing but of himself.

branson is from nantucket, it is the land of sailboaters.

boston is a safe haven for sailboaters, but filled with many -ssholes. because they sail.
a person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up -sshole sn-b.
norbert loves to sail. he is from nantucket, home of the majority of sail boat sn-bbs. he always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. because he drives a european car that is highly over-rated and sails. which to him is better than anyone else can do.

roy thinks norbert is an -sshole, because he is a sail boater. roy is correct, norbert is an -sshole…because he sails and roy doesn’t.

roy the power boater: (walks past sailboater) “hey man how’ya doing?”

norbert the sailer: (looks down real fast at his sperry top siders) “arghhh”

roy power boater: “heyy mann, wtf you can’t say hi? i was just trying to be nice!”

norbert the sailer: “leave me be, i’m busy and i don’t know you”

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