Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide


refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one’s creative process. probably originated in the webcomic problem slueth.
person 1: can you come over tonight?
person 2: no, i’ve had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.

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