Sailors Beard
code word for smelly minge.
dude1: wtf is that smell?
dirtygirl1: i dunno.
-dude1 goes down-
dude1: urgh f-ck! it’s your crotch! it’s like a f-cking sailors beard down there!!
dirtygirl1: o noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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