sailor’s delight
a sailor’s delight is a breakup tactic when you do a girl doggie style and then spit on her back to make her think you came on her. as she turns around, you whack off and j-zz in her face.
“kelly was getting on my nerves the other night, so i gave her a sailor’s delight.”
“dude, you really are a sc-mbag”
before a long voyage asea, it was foretold that sailors have the practice of packing a mason jar or other handy vessel chock full of earthworms for those lonely nights at sea.
private smith, i am so h-rny, i’d give my left nut for a piece of strange right now.
no worries private johnson, you can borrow my sailor’s delight. i’ve only used it a few times today.
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