Sailor’s Morning Prayer
1. to vomit the morning after a night of drinking.
2. to bow before the toilet vomiting. usually from drinking.
3. made famous from ray of achewood.
” my gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. i did a sailor’s morning prayer: i went downstairs, shook up a stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and i blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, i used the garbage disposal side).” -raymond q. smuckles
“my uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a sailor’s morning prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking.”
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