Saint Mattress
the “congregation” that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on sundays.
nosy co-worker: “so, what church do you attend?”
actual worker: “saint mattress (aka: st. mattress). i sleep in on sundays.”
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