Sajitis


a disease that only shows symptoms before noon;
the rest of the day you feel fine.
(leaving a voicemail for your boss at work) “i won’t be in today, i came down with a real bad case of sajitis. count on me having it every monday as well as the friday before my birthday.”

(8:00 am) “man, this case of the saj is really messing me up!”
(3:00 pm) “you down for some drinks?”

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