the task of spanking your monkey while “working” at the mall, whether it be at d-ck’s, burlington, subway, or the movie theater. typically performed by the transitional saks employee as he wanders aimlessly for something to do. out of boredom, he decides to just spank his monkey.
the “sakser” generally uses a fictional name as to avoid verbal detection.
dude. this place is dead. if anyone needs me, i’ll be saksing in the bathroom.
timmy caught matt saksing to his mom’s underpants.
- aborted fetusing
the act of inserting one or multiple aborted human or other fetuses inside a bodily orifice such as the mouth, -n-s, v-g-n- or urethra. d-mn, you hear that girl jasleen like aborted fetusing? she wild. sia issar was very infamous for her aborted fetusing and marmalade kink.
- brotein shot
a best friend’s spouse or girlfriend, pouring her breast milk for you to drink. that news year’s party was wild, he even got his wife to pour me a brotein shot!
- raise awareness
attaching yourself to a cause, typically for profit, without actually doing anything to help. her aim is to raise awareness about marine debris and plastic pollution that impacts our world’s oceans and its inhabitants. “i created these images to depict the global plastic problem, i wanted my images to have an impact,” she explains
- dominican married
when you’ve been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. while there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. congratulations! “maria and fulano are the cutest married couple ever!” ” they must have had a beautiful ceremony.” “oh well, […]
- hairy squidward
when your p-n-s hangs over your scr-t-m and it looks like squidward from spongebob squarepants wearing a wig. that guy pulled down his pants and it looked like hairy squidward down there!!