salad blender
usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. a ‘salad blender’ is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
example 1:
hey matty! i left a steaming salad blender in the toilet, come check it out.
example 2:
that chick, jane, is a huge b-tch. let’s feed her one of my salad blenders and say it’s a falafel.
example 3:
you should get those salad blenders checked out, jim. they are staining the toilets.
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