when a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your j*zz to one day use against you in a paternity case
“hey gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?”
“no thank you i don’t want to unknowingly become a father”
- werewolfing a b*tthole
when you’re about to eat out someone’s *ss, you spread their *ss cheeks, exposing yourself to their full moon, and you throw back your head and let out a howl. you know how rigby would like to start the night? by werewolfing a b*tthole.
unlikely to change aby has an entrenched resistance to change from her nonchalant behavior.
- snap wrekt
the act of completely destroying your friends will to live by verbally insulting them and then going on to further insult on the by taking a photo with your hands, capturing your companions life drain from his face and uttering the final words, “snapwrekt”. eddie: (to friend who has fallen over) you’re such a softy […]
- perv walk
on a hot summer day a rockaway beach lifeguard will casually stroll through the thickest part of a crowded beach to the next lifeguard tower with shades on just to check out all the *ss. dudes, best perv walk all summer. get involved. look at that perv walk, these guys are so f*cking obvious.