Salad Jerks


a nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt salad works. if you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this sh-thole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, call for help immediately.
guy 1: “whats for lunch budddddy?”
guy 2: “i only have $45. i guess were not going to salad jerks”

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