Salad poking
the act of when a female partner -n-lly destroys the male partner with d-ld-s and or other s-x toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the s-x toy.
“thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so i can chow down i’m starving”, said malcom
after a good salad poking
after the act of being -n-lly destroyed
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