Salad Spinner


a move requiring quite a bit of flexibility and a lot of lettuce, the salad spinner is when the female party is of small proportions and can be spun easily whilst riding stick and formulating a tasty caesar, hold the anchovies.
“dude, last night i was craving a c-ssar salad, so my girl says to me “ever tried the salad spinner?”, i replied “no, let’s do it,” then she spun me so hard i got caesar dressing all over my bed.”

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