Salad Tiger


a male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.

much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. if there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad – that would be the salad tiger.
chris: hey steve – did you invite jim to the party this weekend?

steve: no dude – i told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn’t want to miss the season premiere of project runway – that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.

chris: f-cking salad tiger.

steve: seriously – its like he is afraid of v-g-n-s.

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