Salad
a person who is boring, dry and flavourless. particularly someone who doesn’t want to do something like going out or getting f-cked off their t-ts. can also be adapted and added to, eg. calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.
henry: “let’s go out and get sloooshed tonight!!”
marion: “nahh soz mate don’t feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow.”
henry: “oh my f-ck you salad, f-cking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar c-nt.”
a polite way of saying s-x
my boyfriend makes a great salad. (used in the context of a parent or teacher.)
endearing term for one’s wife/partner/girlfriend mainly used in relation to a bbq invite
(1st bloke):i’m having a barbie this weekend – make sure you’re there and bring a salad.
(2nd bloke): no worries, she’ll be there. someones gotta drive me home.
a bowl of vegetables, usually green, that is healthy. examples: lettuce tomato celery carrots onions cabbage sometimes topped with dressings. can also be a fruit salad.
boy, is this fruit salad good. so is this vegetable salad.
mixing your weed with someone elses in the same bowl
tyler: hey do you want to make a salad? put some of your sh-t in and ill put some of mine.
another word for hair- the stuff on your head.
”hey cam’s got some bangin’ salad”
mixing two different types of weed together.
“hey man wanna match a bowl?”
“no lets just make a salad.”
one’s hair style, typically used in context of a male. used in conjunction with a prefix to describe the state of ones ‘salad’ either awesome, good, stinking or horrendous.
jw: ey boss nice salad!
lad: yeh thanks homsie just had a salad trim this arvo, pity yours is horrendous.
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