salami cunt
a general term referring to a lady of affluence who’s v-g-n- is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping tw-t with relative ease.
that pocahantas was such a salami c-nt that the nina, pinta, and santa maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.
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