Salami Dick
the salami d-ck is a gigantic log-like red p-n-s that has the ability to shapeshift. in solid form it retains its natural shape, but on the owner’s will it can transform into whatever it wishes, all while retaining its purple-ish, red color.
yo, i love having a salami d-ck, when i didn’t have a blender i used it as the blender to make my protein shakes in the morning.
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