sale clothes rail
a man who is being dragged around women’s clothes shops during a sale and being used to carry around the hundreds of items their partner thinks they like the look of until they finally decide to pay.
woman: time to get up for the sales!
man: p-ss off, it’s boxing day and i’m too hung over to be your sale clothes rail. go by yourself
woman: get up now!
…
woman:
hmm, i like this. hold this.
this would go nice with my shoes, hold this.
hold these.
do you think i’d look good in this? can you hold it and i’ll try it on.
i’ll buy this, i can always bring it back. hold this for me.
…
woman:
actually, the queue is a bit long. we’ll be here ages. just leave all the stuff and we’ll look in another shop instead.
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