sale goggles


akin to beer goggles, sale goggles happen when you buy something just because it’s on sale. it may be a terrible product that you will have regrets about once the buzz of acquisition has worn off.
i was at target checking out the clearance items and came across a purple and yellow striped shirt. after buying it i came home and realized that it makes me look like a “special needs” b-mble bee. darn those sale goggles!

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