Salem Academy
oldest all girls private boarding school in the united states.
exellence in intellectual, spiritual, social and personal growth for girls since 1772.
at least is what the web site says.
salem academy aka eat cookies every day, be nice to everyone even if you don’t like them. don’t be compet-tive in sports because you will loose. top 5 best academics in america for girl boarding schools. super super extra duper expensive. party with your girlfriends, forget about boys.
have a purity ring or you are a sl-t. gossip about people and say you hate gossiping….
have fun with your friends!!! super stressing but a lot of freedom!!!
girl: i’m going to salem academy next year!
friends: hahahahahahhahahahaha poor you.
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