Salem Fast


quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people’s “slow”.

origin: originating in salem city high school in southern new jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. when encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
“may i go to the bathroom?” – student
“yes, but do it fast!” – teacher
“no problem!” – student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
“i meant regular fast, not salem fast!” – teacher

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