sales pitch
talk that attempts/intends to persuade someone of something; sweet-talk.
woman: can you cut my son’s hair tonight and i’ll pay you tomorrow.
man: no. that’s only a sales pitch intending to cause problems.
the most powerful and the most energetic expression of an intent to persuade someone to act – to exchange her/his possessions or ($$ money) into any product or service with a nice, soft and the most friendliest approach possible.
‘ sales pitch’ might look this: hey, i am eugene zeeo , consultant. mostly i help people with at least three basic needs:
1. to create
2. to build and
3. to protect -ssets, wealth – money you and your family been working for all their life’s.
which one of those three you may be interested in?
i also would like to have breakfast with you tomorrow
@ 7.15 or may be 8.30 be better for you?
what someone says to someone else in order to have intercourse with them or get their phone number for s-xual reasons. usually applies with a man speaking to a woman.
bill: hey, i got that girl’s phone number.
eric: wow, you must have had one h-ll of a sales pitch because she’s way hotter than you.
bill: yeah, i told her i played for the yankees and created the xbox 360.
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