salesmonkey
a monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.
like in that dodge commercial : “dude, what is that?” – “it’s a .. a … sales monkey”
1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to their choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.
‘theres a salesmonkey at the door!’
‘go away! you bl–dy sales monkey!’
‘i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bl–dy stop calling me!’
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