Salimarina
a very funny, hot, filipino woman who has an addiction to maccas fries. she is typically a very beautiful specimen who can sing like an asian beyonce. she is also quite h-rny almost all the time and if you meet one take a photo as they are very rare
“oh my gosh what is that!?!?!” -tom
“idk i’ve never seen anything like it before, it’s amazing” -jim
“i think it’s a salimarina!?!?!”-lucy
“omg it is!!!! lets get her picture!!!-sally
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