Salinas swerve
a unexpected traffic manuver done in salinas calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. this fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in salnas.
” god i did the wildest salinas swerve today .. i am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in salinas..”
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