Saliva Vampire
one who kisses so p-ssionately that they suck the spit out of their partners.
whoa, after he woke up from that coma, she kissed him like some sorta saliva vampire!
Read Also:
- Samuel clemmens
a good ol fashioned rim job made to bring gay and straight couples back together.has many variations as the old fashioned samuel clemmens and the sloppy clemmens linal gave liness a samuel clemmens.
- Happiness Sponge
an individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies. alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to […]
- orlando
orlando is not lake buena vista, kissimmee, or st. cloud. disney world is in lake buena vista, not orlando. downtown o-town epcot downtown orlando the largest amount of annoying tourism in florida. it’s actually a cool city with a whole bunch of exciting things to do, but the traffic is horrendous and whenever you mention […]
- dickpress
a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and m-ssive chode guy 1: don’t you love a d-ckpress? guy 2: yea bro, it’s how i went from “b========d” to “b=====d” and finally to “bd” guy 1: amazing
- bonerversary
the anniversary of the first time you boned (or had s-x). today is our one-year b-n-rversary! we are going to bone! 😉