Salmon-Beard-Santa
a negative state of mind best ill-strated by the character of winthorpe in the film ‘trading places’ when he gatecrashes the duke and duke xmas party dressed as santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his santa beard on the bus.
come along dearest sebastian, no more mojitos for you. you know how you get all ‘salmon-beard-santa’ after too many c-cktails.
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