Salmon Flaps
salmon flaps are the fishy flaps that you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.
this phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed wh-r- who doesn’t wash properly. the smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. even when wearing jeans she is often told to ‘close your legs love!’.
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this phrase can be used in many circ-mstances, but this is the most common.
person 1: did you f-ck steph last night?
person 2: yeah mate, i f-cked that wh-r- good, but her salmon flaps nearly ate me whole. boy was she smelly! like a salmon.
the loose lips of a well used v-g-n- that have a unpleasant smell and or discoloration.
hey alfred that girl over there is the one i took home from the bar the other night: her salmon flap was rather unpleasant, it left a bad taste in my mouth.
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