Salmon Gram
a salmon gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). a delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. as the receiver of the salmon gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.
i hate that dumb broad, if she doesn’t watch out, she is gonna get a “salmon gram.”
if that dumb broad try’s to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a “salmon gram” to the dome piece!
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