salmon helmet
when someone with a rotten tw-t sits on your face.
you think that’s bad, remember when the prophet muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while i was wearing a toga.
when a chick with a stanky v-g-n- sits on your face.
“you think that’s bad, remember that time the prophet mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while i was wearing a toga!”
sp-wned by the recent south park episode where mohammed gave the family guy character a “salmon helmet”.
a salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.
i brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69’d. i almost booted up her -sshole.
the dried crustations of stinky sn-tch on your helmet while attempting a ‘morning after’ re-entry.
last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn’t get the boys to victory.
the s-xual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a v-g-n-.
last night i gave your mom a salmon helmet.
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