salmon roll
taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. the blood smears across your p-n-s’s upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. the ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
dude, i just totally jerked off thinking of giving ugly betty a salmon roll since i know she loves sushi.
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