when a used condom full of s*m*n is left inside the v*g*n* after the guy pulls out.
ted didn’t want his mom to see a used condom in his trash, so he left his lover a salmon sac with mutual consent.
a used condom full of s*m*n that is left inside the v*g*n* after pulling out.
ted didn’t want his mom to find a used condom in his trash can, so he left his lover a salmon sac with mutual consent.
- street waffle
a piece of p**p on that has been stepped on, smashing it into the imprint of a shoe sole. godd*mnit, i just made a street waffle. my shoes are gonna smell like sh*t all day.
the realm of tv reality and other “doc*mentaries” with dramatic music used to emphasize the dramaticity of the content. nothing related to real life or any sort of information, sry look elsewhere for that.. dude 1 : wow look at this brit star judge, he looks so impressed by this young stylish singer. dude 2 […]
- bucket in water
when you j*zz in a bucket, make sure you overflow the bucket. and then leave it out in the heat (make sure its humid outside) wait about a week, then when your are f*cking a girl, get your bucket and dump it on her. then say “your my bucket in water”! dude, last night i […]
- face sanding
(v.)a girl grinding a mans face so f*cking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat 1.bro 1- what did you and amy do last night bro? bro 2- she sanded my face bro! 2. jeb and amy do a lot of face sanding.