salmon sucking fanny lick


verb. technique used in tiresome mariage. couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other s-xually insert a live salmon into their lovers v-g-n- or -n-s and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.
george: you know mildred i’m not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
mildred: get the salmon…
george: of course a salmon sucking f-nny lick!! our mariage is saved!

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