Salon anxiety
the feeling one gets whilst realising during a haircut that the hairdresser is taking just a little too much off. results in excess sweating and the desire to tell the hairdresser, but being too polite to do so.
“i was sitting at the salon and that hairdresser with the moustache just kept cutting.i was freakin’ out she was giving me such bad salon anxiety”
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