Salooned


you are in the first state of being jammed by booze. you are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.
“holy sh-t, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned”

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